I came, I clicked,
My wife told me, “If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.” Apparently, “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.
I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show. I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.
I showed up to my ex’s place to cash in a foot rub coupon he made me for Valentine’s Day ten years ago, his wife was kind of a bitch about it.
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