I came, I clicked,
My wife told me, “If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.” Apparently, “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.
My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said “bless you”. Now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that.
My wife left me because I’m too insecure. No wait, she’s back. She just went out to bring me cake.
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