I came, I clicked,
My roommate says our house is haunted
I’ve been living here for 300 years and i haven’t noticed shit.
More jokes 👇
- My wife told me, โIf anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone newโฆ
- I dont believe in hitting my children as punishmentโฆ
- What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? โฆ
- A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate barโฆ
- We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
- Today, I asked my phone โSiri, why am I still single?โ and it activated the front camera