Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera

I came, I clicked,

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

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I have two conditions in my will...

I want my remains spread around Disney World
I do not want to be cremated

The 2016 US Presidential Election
That's it. That's the entire fucking joke.

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