Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera

I came, I clicked,

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

A random joke?

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I could never abuse substances. I love substances.

For anyone attending Stan Lee’s funeral…
Make sure you stay after the ceremony is finished.

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