I came, I clicked,
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Short joke 👇
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.”
“Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
More jokes 👇
- As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way…
- Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera
- We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
- The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash
- I don’t have a carbon footprint
- What does my dad have in common with Nemo? …