If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying “wahoo” no matter how fun the jump was.
Short joke 👇
BATMAN: can’t spell anything
SUPERMAN: rubbing temples not every word has to start with BAT
More jokes 👇
- Wouldn’t the sentence ‘I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign’ have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
- When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”
- Human resources manager: what is your biggest weakness? …
- I’ve fucked in the East and I’ve fucked in the West…
- I’m not arguing…
- Three people, a Welshman, a Scotsman and an Englishman, are walking along together when they come across a genie…