Human resources manager: what is your biggest weakness?
Interviewee: my honesty.
Human resources manager: I don’t think that’s a weakness
Interviewee: I don’t give a fuck what you think
Short joke 👇
Anyone who believes in huge conspiracy theories obviously hasn’t tried to get a small group of people to perform a simple task.
More jokes 👇
- Recruiter: can you explain this gap in your resume? …
- Six year old: I’m so glad it’s spring…
- Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person? …
- Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment
- When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”
- If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying “wahoo” no matter how fun the jump was