I came, I clicked,
Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?
I’m so amused by the image of a ghost watching in horror as their zombified body shambles around…
Zombie: BRAINSSSSS
Ghost: This is so embarrassing. Please, Phil, get it together. We were a lawyer, for god’s sake.
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