I came, I clicked,
Six year old: I’m so glad it’s spring
Me; Yeah me too
Six year old: The woods is growing over all the secrets of winter now
Me:
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- THERAPIST: what do we say when we’re afraid of getting out of bed? …
- Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person? …
- I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket…
- “You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have tried everything else…
- Human resources manager: what is your biggest weakness? …
- When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”