More jokes 👇

• My wife got mad at me when she asked me “Which of my friends would you want a threesome with?”…
• An American and a Soviet general meet and brag about their latest technology…
• voldemort: so yeah suck it my soul is split across seven unique objects…
• Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she’s going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch
• I asked my mother if I was a gifted child…
• What has two butts and kills people? …