I came, I clicked,
Why be informed when you can use your own feelings as fact?
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- Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she’s going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch
- I asked my mother if I was a gifted childโฆ
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