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Thoughts (221 jokes)
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
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When you quit your job to start your own business, you just substitute depression for anxiety.
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Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve done nothing for the past few years.
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Who stumbles without falling makes a bigger step.
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Why be informed when you can use your own feelings as fact?
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Why do people think simple solutions are cheap? Simple is hard. Simple requires a lot of knowledge, experience and experts. Simple is expensive.
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Why do we only get two sets of teeth but unlimited fucking toenails?
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Why would anyone choose to go big when the alternative is getting to go home?
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Work like a slave, command like a king, create like a god.
Constantin Brancusi
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Would men mansplain less if we refer to it instead as correctile dysfunction?
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