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You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

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You’re not scared of being alone in the dark. You’re afraid that you aren’t alone.

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Your hands are a gift from god. What you do with them is your gift to god
someone’s grandmother
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You shouldn’t say “shit-hole countries”.
The correct term is “turd-world countries”.

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You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It’s easy. Make yourself perfect and then just paint naturally.
Robert Pirsig
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