Did you know “stressed” backwards spells “desserts”? That’s why the two cancel out.
Short joke 👇
Today I thought of a color that doesn’t exist, but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
More jokes 👇
- Put that you were Time’s 2006 person of the year on your resume/CV…
- People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness
- I’m a polyatheist
- Just asked the Google streetview car driver if he minded me taking a picture of his car
- Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead