Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?
Short joke 👇
Living is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire, you are on fire, everything is on fire and you are in hell.
More jokes 👇
- They say God only gives us what we can handle…
- I’m like an avocado: only pleasant for a short period of time, and it’s up to you to figure out when that is
- A wealthy politician released her tax returns for the public to view, according to custom…
- So when Jesus starts a holiday dinner with “one of you will betray me” it’s amazing and dramatic and evidence of his prophetic gifting, but when *I* do it I’m “just doing it for attention” and “either gonna to have to stop doing that every time or not be invited next year”?
- Imagine how slow the rest of your father’s sperm had to be, so that you somehow ended up the winner
- Given the current climate, Saudi Arabia is a dangerous place to visit…