I came, I clicked,
Given the current climate, Saudi Arabia is a dangerous place to visit.
I wonโt beheading there anytime soon.
Although I heard it’s the best place to get stoned.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- A father on his way home from work suddenly remembered it was his daughter’s birthdayโฆ
- Imagine how slow the rest of your father’s sperm had to be, so that you somehow ended up the winner
- Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?
- In all fairness, Brits probably don’t do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we’d never have to go to work
- Anxiety tip: next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago, try to remember other people’s embarrassing momentsโฆ
- Did your parents have any children that lived?