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In all fairness, Brits probably don’t do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we’d never have to go to work.
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- So when Jesus starts a holiday dinner with “one of you will betray me” it’s amazing and dramatic and evidence of his prophetic gifting, but when *I* do it I’m “just doing it for attention” and “either gonna to have to stop doing that every time or not be invited next year”?
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