The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailors in the world

I came, I clicked,

The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailors in the world.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat
Then I remember they feed off of attention.

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.
Smoking bacon will cure it.

More jokes 👇

A wealthy politician released her tax returns for the public to view, according to custom…
It is winter, and two neighbors are standing and talking…
Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle they would bury him at sea when he died…
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan…
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood…
So when Jesus starts a holiday dinner with “one of you will betray me” it’s amazing and dramatic and evidence of his prophetic gifting, but when *I* do it I’m “just doing it for attention” and “either gonna to have to stop doing that every time or not be invited next year”?