I came, I clicked,
You want me to go to a dinner party? The thing that killed Jesus?
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- So when Jesus starts a holiday dinner with “one of you will betray me” it’s amazing and dramatic and evidence of his prophetic gifting, but when *I* do it I’m “just doing it for attention” and “either gonna to have to stop doing that every time or not be invited next year”?
- They say God only gives us what we can handleโฆ
- The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailors in the world
- Imagine how slow the rest of your father’s sperm had to be, so that you somehow ended up the winner
- A father on his way home from work suddenly remembered it was his daughter’s birthdayโฆ
- An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakeryโฆ