Imagine how slow the rest of your father’s sperm had to be, so that you somehow ended up the winner…
Short joke 👇
Still engaged in your experiment to prove a maximum threshold of human idiocy? Good for you! Very empirical of you.
More jokes 👇
- You want me to go to a dinner party? The thing that killed Jesus?
- Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?
- I’m like an avocado: only pleasant for a short period of time, and it’s up to you to figure out when that is
- I was standing in the line at McDonald’s yesterday and just as I got to the counter my boyfriend kissed me and then loudly said “you are the best sister ever” and walked away
- Given the current climate, Saudi Arabia is a dangerous place to visit…
- Anxiety tip: next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago, try to remember other people’s embarrassing moments…