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• Santa would consume 6
• Dear government: as you keep telling us, if you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to fear
• What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? …
• If you don’t believe one man can change the world, then you, my son, are not he
• All software is tested
• The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time