I came, I clicked,
- What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?
- A key.
Short joke 👇
“Software is the only business in which adding extra lanes to the Golden Gate bridge would be called maintenance”
More jokes 👇
- Satan arrives to welcome a new damned soul to hell…
- I’m heading to the store…
- “Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music…
- Then he ordered a drink
- Dear government: as you keep telling us, if you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to fear
- Œdipus was the first motherfucker