I came, I clicked,
Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Did you know you only use 10% of your brain? God uses the other 90% to mine bitcoin.
During sex. I suddenly stopped and didn’t move. She: “What are you doing?” Me: “I’ve seen this on YouPorn, its called Buffering”
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