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Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.
Now a simple mathematical proof that explains why this is true.
- Postulate 1: Knowledge is power
- Postulate 2: Time is money.
As every engineer knows,
Work / Time = Power.
Knowledge = Power, and
Time = Money, we have
Work / Money = Knowledge.
Solving for money, we get:
Work / Knowledge = Money
Thus, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity regardless of the work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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