The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
Short joke 👇
Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I reckon it was probably a printer.
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- The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don't know you're a member of the Dunning-Kruger club
- All software is tested
- Œdipus was the first motherfucker
- Sometimes I write a letter on paper with a pen then burn it laughing about how Google must be crying over information it will never index
- I renamed my iPhone to "The Titanic"
- During sex…