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Short joke 👇
- Which one doesn’t belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job?
- The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can’t beat a blow job.
More jokes 👇
- Before the Internet, we had to be physically in the same room to work together
- Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? …
- I finish grad school this year, where’s the line for the jobs?
- Dance like nobody’s watching
- You are much more likely to get what you ask for than what you deserve
- “No GMO foods for MY family,” she said as she walked her pet wolf who’d been bred to have four inch long legs and respiratory problems