I came, I clicked,
Business idea:
A gym that only charges when you don’t go.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- My therapist told me that anxiety and excitement are physically the same and when I feel anxious about something that I should pretend that I am excited
- What do you call a virgin from Alabama? โฆ
- Late one night, Jack takes a shortcut through the cemeteryโฆ
- Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don’t know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower-case t’s start hurting
- Almost every hand you’ve shaken have had a dick in it at some point
- I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”โฆ