Being powerful is like being a lady.
If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.
Short joke 👇
Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
More jokes 👇
- Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Œdipus
- A million guys walk in to a Silicon Valley bar
- Your awesome smart phone is the crappiest tech your child will ever see
- If you are talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass
- I’m a polyatheist
- People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness