If you are talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass.
Short joke 👇
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then my illegal logging business is a success.
More jokes 👇
- Being powerful is like being a lady…
- “Knock, knock”…
- Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender
- First time my account creation is rejected on a website with error: “Password already used by another user”
- Dance like no one is watching, encrypt like everyone is
- Only a mediocre person is always at his best