I came, I clicked,




First time my account creation is rejected on a website with error: “Password already used by another user”
More jokes 👇
- If you are talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass
- Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say ลdipus
- “Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to himโฆ
- I’m a polyatheist
- “We will either find a way, or make oneโฆ
- Put that you were Time’s 2006 person of the year on your resume/CVโฆ