Aim high. No one dreams of being an accountant. (with apologies to accountants)
Short joke 👇
When suicide is the only cause of death, we'll know we've either completely succeeded or completely failed.
More jokes 👇
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
- If I had a dollar for every minute I've ever spent on the internet, only god knows where I'd be right now… probably still on the internet
- If animals weren't meant to be eaten, THEN WHY ARE THEY MADE OF FOOD?
- My workshop “How to deal with unreliable contributors” got accepted at a conference… And I just didn't go
- If your pitch doesn't end with "…and the cops can't do shit