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All jokes (1,770 jokes)
- Virtual meetings are basically modern seances…
- voldemort: so yeah suck it my soul is split across seven unique objects…
- Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project…
- WARNING: AdBlock makes you unattractive to women
- Watching the federal government deal with COVID-19 is like watching the Ministry of Magic deal with Voldemort’s return
- We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
- We are Schrodinger’s cats…
- Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy…
- “We build our computer…
- Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating…
- We should’ve known communism would fail…
- We’ve discovered a planet almost identical to Earth; if it turns out Apple made it expect God to be receiving a lawsuit soon
- We were having sex the other night and to my surprise my wife started punching me in the face…
- “We will either find a way, or make one…
- What are you doing? …
- “What are your real feelings about your mother?”…
- What Asian stereo type do you hear the most? …
- What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it? …
- What borders on stupidity? …
- What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral? …
- What did Kim Jong-Un say yesterday before he died? …
- What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? …
- What did Pikachu say when he saw Charizard? …
- What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu…
- What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? …
- What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? …
- What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? …
- What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? …
- What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? …
- What do Apple and Donald Trump have in common? …
- What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? …
- “What does gay mean?” asked a son to his father…
- What does my dad have in common with Nemo? …
- What does sex and the U…
- What do exploding pandas eat? …
- What do we want? …
- WHAT DO WE WANT? fewer deadlines!…
- What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years? …
- What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? …
- What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? …
- What do you call a dog with no legs? …
- What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? …
- What do you call a flower getting a sex change? …
- What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? …
- What do you call an emo a capella group? …
- What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? …
- What do you call a stolen Tesla? …
- What do you call a virgin from Alabama? …
- What do you call a waffle on a California beach? …
- What do you call children born in whorehouses? …
- What do you call inexpensive circumcision? …
- What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? …
- What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex? …
- What do you get if you eat 3…
- What do you get when you eat 3…
- What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? …
- What happens if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room? …
- What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters…
- What has 6 balls and fucks all the poor people? …
- What has two butts and kills people? …
- What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?
- What if Mike was short for Micycle?
- What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?
- what I if told you…
- What I if told you…
- What is a Karen called in Europe? …
- What is a pirate’s least favorite letter? …
- What is the best male contraceptive ? …
- What is the definition of mixed feelings? …
- What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? …
- What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? …
- What I thought dating a software engineer would be like: “honey, I got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us”…
- whats a 999 error? …
- What’s a work life balance and should we buy one for the lab?
- What separates witnesses from the lowest form of life on earth? …
- What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore? …
- What’s it called when a King and Queen have no children? …
- What’s red and bad for your teeth? …
- What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? …
- What’s the difference between a computer and an American? …
- What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? …
- What’s the difference between a hipster and a football player? …
- What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? …
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? …
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? …
- What’s the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted one? …
- What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? …
- What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? …
- What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig…
- What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob? …
- What’s the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? …
- What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer riding a motorcycle? …
- What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a worm? …
- What’s the difference between EA and my uncle? …
- What’s the difference between humans and a bullet? …
- What’s the difference between jelly and jam? …
- What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? …
- What’s the difference between North Korea and the US? …
- What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor? …
- What’s the difference between yogurt and America? …