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- What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu…
- What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? …
- What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? …
- What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? …
- What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? …
- What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? …
- What do Apple and Donald Trump have in common? …
- What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? …
- “What does gay mean?” asked a son to his father…
- What does my dad have in common with Nemo? …
- What does sex and the U…
- What do exploding pandas eat? …
- What do we want? …
- WHAT DO WE WANT? fewer deadlines!…
- What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years? …
- What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? …
- What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? …
- What do you call a dog with no legs? …
- What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? …
- What do you call a flower getting a sex change? …
- What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? …
- What do you call an emo a capella group? …
- What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? …
- What do you call a stolen Tesla? …
- What do you call a virgin from Alabama? …
- What do you call a waffle on a California beach? …
- What do you call children born in whorehouses? …
- What do you call inexpensive circumcision? …
- What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? …
- What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex? …
- What do you get if you eat 3…
- What do you get when you eat 3…
- What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? …
- What happens if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room? …
- What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters…
- What has 6 balls and fucks all the poor people? …
- What has two butts and kills people? …
- What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?
- What if Mike was short for Micycle?
- What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?
- what I if told you…
- What I if told you…
- What is a Karen called in Europe? …
- What is a pirate’s least favorite letter? …
- What is the best male contraceptive ? …
- What is the definition of mixed feelings? …
- What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? …
- What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? …
- What I thought dating a software engineer would be like: “honey, I got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us”…
- whats a 999 error? …
- What’s a work life balance and should we buy one for the lab?
- What separates witnesses from the lowest form of life on earth? …
- What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore? …
- What’s it called when a King and Queen have no children? …
- What’s red and bad for your teeth? …
- What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? …
- What’s the difference between a computer and an American? …
- What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? …
- What’s the difference between a hipster and a football player? …
- What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? …
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? …
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? …
- What’s the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted one? …
- What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? …
- What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? …
- What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig…
- What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob? …
- What’s the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? …
- What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer riding a motorcycle? …
- What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a worm? …
- What’s the difference between EA and my uncle? …
- What’s the difference between humans and a bullet? …
- What’s the difference between jelly and jam? …
- What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? …
- What’s the difference between North Korea and the US? …
- What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor? …
- What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? …
- What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? …
- What’s the most sensitive part of a man’s body during masturbation? …
- What’s the Presidential ventilator called? …
- What’s the special dish in a restaurant for cannibals? …
- What would George Washington do if he were alive today? …
- When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned…
- When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned…
- When an app or a service is described as “AI-powered” or “ML-based”, I read it as “unreliable, unpredictable, and impossible to reason about behavior”…
- When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it…
- When C++ is your hammer, everything starts to look like your thumb
- When does a joke become a dad joke? …
- Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”…
- Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies…
- Whenever you’re about to post something that begins with, “like my status if
- When he says “I fucked your mom”, say…
- When I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then three year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots”
- When I’m bored, I send a text to a random stranger saying “I hid the body… now what?”
- When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic
- When I travel, I usually pack underwear like “what if I shit myself every single day? Twice?!”
- When I was 12, I was signing a card for my grandma and I wrote…
- When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits…
- When I was 5 years old, I got a coal from Santa…
- When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight…