More jokes 👇

• I finish grad school this year, where’s the line for the jobs?
• Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem
• In a real life rock-paper-scissors fight, paper isn’t great
• Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining
• A post mortem? Ha! That would require us to have some idea as to what just happened
• Dance like nobody’s watching