— wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games
— excited to play some halo 2k29
— “xbox on”
— …
— “XBOX ON”
— “Please verify that you are “annon332” by saying “Doritos™ Dew™ it right!”
— “Doritos™ Dew™ it right”
— “ERROR! Please drink a verification can”
— reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
— only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
— still feeling sick from the 14
— force it down and grumble out “mmmm that really hit the spot”
— xbox does nothing
— i attempt to smile
— “Connecting to verification server”
— …
— “Verification complete!”
— finally
— boot up halo 2k19
— finding multiplayer match…
— “ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!”
— my mother just walked in the room
— “Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?”
— “NO!”
— “Console entering lock state!”
— “to unlock drink verification can”
— last can
— “WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card”
— drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
— pour the last half out the window
— “PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE”
— the mountain dew ad plays
— i have to dance for it
— feeling so sick
— makes me sing along
— dancing and singing
— “mountain dew is for me and you”
— throw up on my self
— throw up on my tv and entertainment system
— router shorts
— “ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF”
— “PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE”

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