- What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral?
- Not a word.
Short joke 👇
Did I “kill a plant”, or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?
More jokes 👇
- What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? …
- I started crying when dad was cutting onions
- I’ve stopped making jokes about Covid to my brother
- Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? …
- I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof
- Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle wank off a horse and helping your Uncle Wank off a horse