- What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer's funeral?
- Not a word.
Short joke 👇
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day,
Push a man into a volcano and the sun god will ensure a bountiful harvest this season.
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- Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle wank off a horse and helping your Uncle Wank off a horse