I started crying when dad was cutting onions

I came, I clicked,

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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Men be like "I'm different".
Then be a different type of disappointment

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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