I started crying when dad was cutting onions

I came, I clicked,

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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May your next shit be hedgehogs.

Men, when you get into an argument with your wife, remember: she doesn’t want to hear your opinion. She wants to hear HER opinion in a deeper voice.

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