I started crying when dad was cutting onions

I came, I clicked,

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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Swallow, bitch! There are people starving in Africa.

Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip over

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