I started crying when dad was cutting onions

I came, I clicked,

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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What’s the first thing you do after sex?: Continue the autopsy whilst reminding myself that a moment of weakness does not make me a bad vet

So the acronym for X Box One X is XBOX. I see what you did there.

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