I came, I clicked,
- What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas?
- No idea. She hasn’t opened her present yet.
Short joke 👇
They told me I wouldn’t be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase and they are lovely.
More jokes 👇
- What do you call inexpensive circumcision? …
- What’s the difference between jelly and jam? …
- I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died
- “I work with animals,” the guy says to his Tinder date…
- You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving
- They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach