I came, I clicked,
“I work with animals,” the guy says to his Tinder date.
“That’s so sweet,” she replies. “I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?”
“I’m a butcher,” he says.
Short joke 👇
I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
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