More jokes 👇

• I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace…
• In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus…
• Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t…
• A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250…
• I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus…
• I used to shave my testicles with a razor blade…