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I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”
He considered that for a moment before replying, “Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States.”
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