I came, I clicked,
My husband and son are getting competitive while playing games.
Husband said” I fucked your mom”
To which my son replied” I have been deeper inside her than you’ll ever be”
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Do you know that there are four types of orgasm? โฆ
- Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other, the NSA will finally read it?
- My wife said she wanted just one child of each genderโฆ
- Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’tโฆ
- In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3โฆ
- I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplaceโฆ