I came, I clicked,
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year’s resolution was.
She said “Fuck you”.
So I’m pretty excited for this year.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexicโฆ
- A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see youโฆ
- A man is sitting in a cafeโฆ
- A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital in America, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads “GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100โฆ
- Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before brosโฆ
- “Am I adopted?”โฆ