I came, I clicked,
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new yearโs resolution was.
She said โFuck youโ.
So Iโm pretty excited for this year.
Short joke ๐
More jokes ๐
- I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexicโฆ
- A young boy says to his father โDad, our maths teacher is asking to see youโฆ
- A man is sitting in a cafeโฆ
- A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital in America, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads โGET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100โฆ
- Personally, I donโt believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before brosโฆ
- โAm I adopted?โโฆ