Two old men are sitting on a bench.
One says to the other. “My daughter married the most wonderful man, he cooks, he cleans and he gets the kids off to school.”
The other says, “My son married the laziest woman, she makes him cook, clean and get the kids off to school”.
Short joke 👇
- What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman?
- One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
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