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All jokes (1,816 jokes)
- You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid
- You’re not scared of being alone in the dark
- “You’re telling me that I’m losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I’M BLACK?!”โฆ
- Your gene pool could use a little more chlorine
- “Your hands are a gift from godโฆ
- Your masturbation is none of my businessโฆ
- Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter “O”โฆ
- Your mom is so fat that, a group of people started believing that your mom is actually flat
- “Your the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 person online and you get a prize”โฆ
- You shouldn’t say “shit-hole countries”โฆ
- You think Chewbacca had a human dick or one of those red rocket things like dogs have? โฆ
- You want me to go to a dinner party? The thing that killed Jesus?
- You want to know how old you really feel? โฆ
- “You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It’s easyโฆ
- Zombie : Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus
- Zuckerberg: “the more you know about a person, the better conversation you can have with themโฆ