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You want to know how old you really feel?
Stop drinking caffeine and popping ibuprofen. then, just wait.
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- If your girlfriend asks if you would still love her if she was a worm, just say yesโฆ
- If you’re like 16-18 and you’re really depressed, just know it gets way worse
- “The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed” might be my favorite saying of the week