I came, I clicked,
Sorry I missed your call earlier today. I was sitting on the couch with the phone in my hand watching it ring.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- In 1920 we took children out of the coal minesโฆ
- Someday aliens are going to land their saucers in a field somewhere in New Jersey and everything is going to go just fine right up until we try to explain our calendar to themโฆ
- The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant is quite uninterested in the baby now that she’s out
- Some people manage their chronic illness with green smoothies and pilatesโฆ
- You want to know how old you really feel? โฆ
- If you’re like 16-18 and you’re really depressed, just know it gets way worse