I came, I clicked,
[first day on the job as a drug dealer] giggles “We don’t have coke, is Pepsi ok?”
gets stabbed
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Dance like nobody’s watching
- Before the Internet, we had to be physically in the same room to work together
- Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining
- You are much more likely to get what you ask for than what you deserve
- It’s funny how everyone I encounter is really optimistic about self-driving cars except the one person I know who codes self-driving vehicles
- A group of wolves is called a pack…