I came, I clicked,
A homeless guy asked me for money today.
I looked in my pocket and all I had was a $20 bill.
“Do I really want this money going towards drugs”?, I thought to myself.
“Nah”! So I gave him the $20.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
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- STOP making fun of different programming languagesโฆ
- Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip over
- My day job is to speak in an arcane snake language to a crystal vibrating at 3,000,000,000 cycles per second sitting in a cloud so that it can alter probabilities in the real world