A homeless guy asked me for money today.
I looked in my pocket and all I had was a $20 bill.
"Do I really want this money going towards drugs"?, I thought to myself.
"Nah"! So I gave him the $20.
Short joke 👇
If i had $1 for every girl that didn't find me attractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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