I came, I clicked,
My day job is to speak in an arcane snake language to a crystal vibrating at 3,000,000,000 cycles per second sitting in a cloud so that it can alter probabilities in the real world. If that isn’t magic what is.
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- Coincidentally, what humans want to be true and what they believe is true is almost always the same thing
- Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip over
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- French lessonโฆ
- my therapist: you need to be kinder to yourselfโฆ
- SF movies / TV vs Realityโฆ