“Software is the only business in which adding extra lanes to the Golden Gate bridge would be called maintenance”
More jokes 👇
- “Your hands are a gift from god…
- How old were you when you realized it’s called “firmware” because it’s halfway between “hardware” and “software”?
- Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you’re just some guy
- I hate that teeth require so much specific care, the rest of my bones are so low maintenance
- A homeless guy asked me for money today…
- Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip over