Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you’re just some guy.
Short joke 👇
A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.”
Now I’m living in a cottage with six dwarves and working in a mine.
More jokes 👇
- witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer…
- The border between China and Afghanistan at the Wakhjir Pass has the most significant official change of clocks for any international land frontier: UTC+08:00 in China to UTC+04:30 in Afghanistan
- With a president like that, who needs terrorists?
- It’s only impostor syndrome if it comes from the Imposteur region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling self-doubt
- How old were you when you realized it’s called “firmware” because it’s halfway between “hardware” and “software”?
- “Software is the only business in which adding extra lanes to the Golden Gate bridge would be called maintenance”…