I hate that teeth require so much specific care, the rest of my bones are so low maintenance.
Short joke 👇
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say "what the fuck are you doing?
More jokes 👇
- "Software is the only business in which adding extra lanes to the Golden Gate bridge would be called maintenance"…
- Philosophy is a scam
- It's only impostor syndrome if it comes from the Imposteur region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling self-doubt
- Man, how hot do you think Freud's mom was?
- STOP making fun of different programming languages…
- US has oil, weapons of mass destruction and massive democratic instability